Cancer
Horrorscope
March - April, 2003 by Hannibal
Conflicts between your responsibilities at home
and your career obligations, particularly those
involving avoiding the FBI, could pose problems
for you today, dear Cancer. The problem is not
insurmountable but does call for some sneaky
thinking, and quite possibly a disguise. You
won't be happy until you have a friend of dinner.
Accompanied by a nice glass of Chianti of course.
Give it your best, and by tomorrow things should
be back to normal.
Scorpio
Horrorscope
March - April, 2003 by Hannibal
A powerful sense of inspiration could come from
within today, dear Scorpio, and you might want
to sit down and write down your thoughts, or
draw the pictures that are popping into your
head. Try drawing portraits of that special
someone from the FBI. However, social obligations,
possibly parties or visits, could interfere
with putting your ideas down on paper. This
is OK. Once you have had that special someone
for dinner you might feel especially attuned
to the thoughts and feelings of your inner artist.
Pisces
Horrorscope
March - April, 2003 by Hannibal
Strain within a group that you're associated
could be traced to problems with dinner plans.
Some of them might not be open to your recipes
of sweetbreads. Perhaps people are disagreeing
over who will contribute to the meal. It's best
to divorce yourself from this sort of thing
if possible, and choose one of the unwilling
candidates by random. It can only be draining.
Strange and dreams might haunt your sleep tonight,
but don't read too much into them. If they include
the FBI, try taking a trip. <back>
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