Gemini
Horrorscope
March - April, 2003 by Hannibal
Your heart is longing for a romantic encounter
tonight, dear Gemini, and although that special
someone in your life may be less than willing,
that can be fixed. Try a mild sedative and some
relaxing classical music. Some circumstances
beyond your control may try to interfere with
your plans (did someone say the FBI), so you
might not be able to make contact tonight. This
could bring frustration, dissatisfaction, don't
panic, though. It will pass, possibly by tomorrow.
Libra
Horrorscope
March - April, 2003 by Hannibal
Relationships with others are always important
to you, dear Libra, and as a result you've learned
to be charming, polite and congenial. This will
prove very fruitful in meeting a new special
someone. Ask this person, once they are thoroughly
charmed, if they might contribute to your favorite
sweetbreads recipe. Do not take no for an answer.
You'll finish the day with a strong sense of
accomplishment.
Aquarius
Horrorscope
March - April, 2003 by Hannibal
Spirit and soul may seem out of balance today.
Nothing a nice meal of, uh, I mean with, a close
friend won't take care of. A part of you may
be longing to break from society and live a
more spiritual life, but the FBI might get in
your way. Evading them won't happen overnight,
dear Aquarius. You have to develop these skills
in your own way. Right now the keyword is finding
balance between the spiritual and the material.
Try the sweetbreads. <more>
