Taurus
Horrorscope
March - April, 2003 by Hannibal
Though it looks as if the next few months should
be shaping up to be a great time for you businesswise,
dear Taurus, today it might appear hopeless.
Mundane, routine, unrewarding tasks may take
up a lot of your time, but don't let it get
you down. The stars are burning bright for you
today. The FBI is way of course in their search
of you, and having your boss for dinner may
very well secure advancement for you in some
way!
Virgo
Horrorscope
March - April, 2003 by Hannibal
A project which you have worked on for a long
time could be bringing some solutions your way.
However, don't be too disappointed if you don't
have wait another day or so to have that special
someone for dinner. There might be a short delay
of some kind, perhaps due to the FBI. You might
be turning your thoughts now to new projects,
and while you have a lot of ideas, dear Virgo,
you aren't likely to make firm decisions or
definite plans today -- so schedule that meeting,
and don't forget the Chianti.
Capricorn
Horrorscope
March - April, 2003 by Hannibal
The FBI could be a real drag today, dear Capricorn.
You might be expected to put in more hours evading
them than you usually do. Your heart isn't in
it right now, try having a friend for lunch.
It's best to finish everything quickly, perhaps
postponing non-essential tasks, but don't forget
the fava beans. Savor and enjoy. <more>